October 16, 2007
The unexplainable being the Colorado Rockies, that is.
And if you find yourself in a conversation with a man claiming said explanation, you might want to turn and run for the hills. Because you're in the presence of madness, and from what I understand, it's catching.
With the wisdom that was the idea of Denver-attempted baseball, I left the Rox for dead years ago. I go out of my way to re-establish the club's passing pretty much every April, and do so again after pretty much every string of victories, which pop up three or four times a year, without fail.
This string of victories, however, is different. This Rockies team, however, is different. This brand of Denver baseball is different. It's real baseball; normal baseball, and a pleasure to watch. Storing baseballs in temperature-controlled cigar closets works, apparently. They should've thought of it years earlier.
But the humidor just allows for normal baseball. What the Rockies are accomplishing is their own doing. All credit goes to them. OK, maybe the Dodgers get some credit for collapsing into Colorado's arms on September 18, getting swept in a double-header, plus two more in successive days, propelling the Rox toward history, with their best wishes. Coincidence? Please.
By the way, if Colorado does go on to win the whole shebang, that'll bring the total of expansion teams to win a championship, since the Dodgers last one in 1988, to six. That’s six if you count Toronto's two separately, Florida's two separately, Arizona's and Colorado's one apiece. Seven (and in case you don't recognize it, this is sarcasm), if you count the Angels Unbelievable.
I don't know about you, but I need a period of mourning after my team is eliminated before turning back to baseball full tilt. Sometime it's a day or two, other times I find that watching at least one division series with the sound off is required. Thankfully, TBS, with its incessant promos of that Frank TV guy, and the use of Chip Caray just period, was around this year.
Whatever, I'm back into it now, and loving October baseball, Dane Cook notwithstanding. I'm not rooting for any particular team. I just want to see great ball. If not for the eight-day layoff I'd pick Colorado right now, but alas, baseball must wait for Fox to get its World Series lineup just right, so we'll see you next Wednesday.
And if the layoff doesn't stop the Rockies, let's hope and pray Clint Hurdle's face exploding on national television doesn't either. Have you seen that profile shot of Hurdle chewing gum in the dugout? If not, and as important as their seeing the World Series is, I suggest you send the children to bed early…
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I was rooting for 75,000 watt KFI, which would've been even more nostalgic, but KABC will do just fine. The Dodgers get away from a radio station which either didn't care or didn't know what it was doing, and KABC gets a solid replacement from whatever the hell it was doing for the last eleven years...
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And finally, Rotoworld, as is often the case, hits the nail on head exactly:
"The Dodgers haven't ruled out moving Juan Pierre to left field and targeting a center-field upgrade, such as Andruw Jones or Torii Hunter. The idea of putting Pierre in left field over Andre Ethier is a ridiculous one. If Pierre isn't good enough to play center field for the Dodgers, he isn't good enough to play. The club might as well kick in $10 million-$20 million of the $36.5 million he's owed over the next four years to send him elsewhere. At that much of a discount, perhaps the Marlins would be interested in bringing him back."
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